Sunday, August 17, 2008

The Akashvaani

Mukund Lal was feeling a little guilty over firing Sushma, after all she had worked for him for 12 years now and was quite a hardworking lady. But her negligence in handling of this bid, which she claimed to be because of some family issues of hers, had cost him this contract. Not that this contract was too important to the company, but he just did not like to lose.

Lost in the thoughts, he didn't realize when he reached home. It was a very usual sight for Mukund, Nathu, his gardener sitting in the lawn with his daily meal in front of him - a couple of chapattis and an onion, he saw him folding his hands and muttering few words to thank God before having his meal. Mukund Lal had never ever seen Nathu missing this ritual of his. Before Nathu could have his first bite, he heard a street puppy wailing, Nathu felt it was hungry, so he decided to give one of his chapatis to the dog. Nathu noticed Mukund Lal, and he exclaimed "Ram Ram Sahib!".
"Nathu, It is quite strange that you thank God for the kind of meal you are having", Mukund Lal replied back, "and that too which you had to share with a puppy. I would have never felt like showing gratitude for this."
"Sa'ab, this is adequate for me, and well if I was able to help the poor creature as well with it, I should feel glad.", Nathu said.

The next morning when Mukund Lal was reading newspaper in the lawn, he saw Nathu with a horror-struck face running to him, "Sahib, pardon me for this, you can call me illiterate and superstitious but it is hard for me to keep this with me. I had an early morning dream in which I heard an akashvaani, it said, the richest man in the area is going to die tonight, I hope it turns out to be completely false, and I end up proving myself stupid." Mukund Lal laughed off at Nathu's statement, and moved inside the bungalow. Nathu just prayed peace for his master's soul in case what he heard turns out to be true.

Mukund, even though took the whole thing as a joke in front of Nathu, was a little perturbed at heart. His fingers dialed Dr. Kapoor's number, who was all in laughter after hearing the story, "Mukund, I am shocked that you believe in all these things, unless I was drunk when I prepared your medical reports last month, you are not going to die any time soon. So, keep yourself busy with your daily errands... and yes, don't forget the golf game that we have this weekend." Mukund felt better after talking to Kapoor but still decided to stay at home that day, to avoid any risks of any kind.

That night Mukund slept badly, counting every tick of the clock, and with eyes set on his window, waiting for Sun to rise. With the first rays of Sun, he pinched his limbs, yes he was still alive! He decided to rush to Nathu to show him how stupid his beliefs are, to proclaim he has won. He rushed outside to reach the servant quarters, where he saw few men in white standing together, before he could comprehend the situation any further, Mukund’s driver ran towards him and said, "Babuji, Nathu died yesterday night".

Mukund Lal stood shocked while the men carried away the corpse on their shoulders, he muttered in his heart, "Nathu, the akashvaani turned out to be true!"

Saturday, July 12, 2008

Jaane tu ya jaane na review

A debate with my friends on the movie's review and my hitherto lifeless blog made me write this review for this latest flick "Jaane tu ya jaane na"

Rating: 3/5

Overall: A one time watch, which stands no where in comparison to classic youngster movies like Qayamat se Qayamat Tak or Dil Chahta hai or Rang De Basanti or even Hum Hain Raahi Pyaar Ke but still has some appeal.

Honestly speaking, I had absolutely no plans to go for the movie till I saw produced by Aamir Khan, this is his third movie as producer but sorry Aamir, after Lagaan and Taare Zameen Par, this was a let down if not a disappointment, it wasn't the same class.

Pros:
1. No melodrama, a plain close to life story of a boy-next-door and a girl-next-door (except for the end, but may be that was by design, as a satire on those over dramatized airport scenes in hindi movies.)
2. Naseerudin Shah, Paresh Rawal are simply fantastic or should I use the word perfect, Rajat Kapoor, Kittu Gidwani have done justice to their statures.
3. Among the youngsters, I was impressed the most by Aditi's (Genelia's) brother (don't know the name of actor), an unorthodox role done with eloquence.
4. Rest of the youth party is charged and adds a lot of freshness and vigor to the movie.
5. Great dialogue writing even though story is a passe.
6. Good music - Typical A.R.Rehman, I couldn't help myself swaying on "Pappu can't dance Saala" :)

Cons:
1. Stale plot.
2. Some scenes need to be polished, they drag and fail to keep the attention.
3. Acting by the youth party (except for Aditi's brother of course) is good only in patches. Both Genelia and Imran seem to have potential but they still are not there yet. Especially with Aditi, I felt lots of times, she was looking good till she opened her mouth although I must admit she has done well in other parts.
4. Arbaaz Khan and Sohail Khan were disappointing as usual as far as acting is concerned, 10 years of industry and I am yet to see something great from the folks.
5. And yes, I feel narration could be trimmed, most of the times it wasn't funny, only produced a break in the ongoing story.

Favorite scenes from the movie:
1. Chemistry between brother and sister in general but in particular the scene where they confess how they moved far from each other is quite touching.
2. The conversations between Naseerudin Shah and his wife.

Overall, didn't leave any impact on me, I don't feel there is anything which I will retain from the movie 3 months down the line or maybe even earlier, I must confess, my -ve feedback is because of Aamir Khan productions which raised my expectations before the movie and on top, some friends reviews compared it to DCH. Call me old fashioned, but cmon Aamir, you are the magic, an Aamir Khan production is incomplete without Aamir on screen. :)

Saturday, May 26, 2007

Can you help even one Saloni out there?

Watch this:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wc1SY2_oTmY

It just takes what you spend in one meal of yours for a child's one year of primary education in India. Don't they deserve even that? This is the time to act!!

Kho na jaayein ye Taare Zameen Par :(

Tuesday, February 20, 2007

Friends may come and go but sisters are forever

Yes they are. You realize that even more when they get married.

Saturday, December 30, 2006

Florida 2006

When hundreds of thousands of people in Seattle were shivering with cold and rain in their powerless houses, a place called Florida still had in its skies, a glittering yellowish thing called Sun, brightening and cheering up people's lives. Yes, you start appreciating Sun much more if you are resident of NorthWest.

Dec 18th - The trip began like any usual trip of mine, packing my bags at the last moment. And as usual I had forgotten some key things like a towel, sunglasses, swimming trunks, the laptop bag and some more things which I have forgotten now. :) And my three "Shaane" friends who went to drop me to airport, somehow knew everything I would have forgotten. I was so glad that all these are things that money can buy, and I had not forgotten my mastercard.


Dec 19th - Domestic flights serve reasonably nice meals to their First Class passengers, the bacon Omelette and Beef patties were pretty good. While landing at Orlando Int'l airport, I had realized what's coming ahead. Water all around with shimmering rays of Sun and temperatures well above 80. Perfect conditions for a vacation.
Then started the nostalgic part, we were waiting for the baggage to arrive and someone tapped on my shoulder from behind, it was my best friend, Abhishek Das. And all those pranks, poltus, fights and jokes just came afresh. It had been an year and a half since I last saw him but nothing had changed, not even his shorts, they were the same as what everyone used to see him in at IIT. (though he claims otherwise.) He knows my liking for Chicken and he might have started preparations for it just a day back but I know this Chicken was marinating in his head since a month. His apartment mates told the excitement that had been bubbling in him, since a week. Both by Chicken and kheer, I must admit Das has turned into an awesome cook.
The day was spent more or less in going into past, in discussing things which we would have otherwise discussed on phone, if I had not been there. Had food at a pizza place which I felt is visited for a reason more than just their pizza. ;)
Then we got our rental car, the Chevrolet Malibu and drove to a nearby beach.


Dec 20th - A visit to Orlando without visiting a Disney's theme park would always be called incomplete, we chose to visit Epcot. Mission Space took us to Mars, went into Seas with Nemo and Friends, there was a turtle talk throughout which S/W engineer inside me kept wondering how were they creating animation online? (I am still not totally convinced), the test track which was reasonably thrilling, 3-D movie with effects, "honey I shrunk the audience" was one thing I found particularly entertaining, a handheld gladiator simulation made us travel the whole world, and finally the fireworks were simply superb. (Ask me for the videos that I captured.)
We wanted to celebrate Shrivaths' birthday that happens to fall on Dec 21st, but unfortunately, it was pretty late after we left Disney, so all bakeries were closed and IHOP, the place where we dined that day, refused to do anything special.

Dec 21st - The day started with a visit to Kennedy Space Center, a bus took us on a guided tour to various snapshots of history of space race, covering the details of space shuttle's engine to the actual consoles where man controlled first human's journey to moon followed by a simulation of what happened when last man stepped on moon. We were also shown the work towards the giant International Space Center, which would be twice the size of a football stadium. It is difficult to capture all the details, but I would summarize it as a must see for anyone who has slightest of interest in space exploration.
After that we reached the Dayatona, somehow managed to get parking and beach access, thanks to a kind SriLankan receptionist but the beach could not hold people's interest for more than half an hour, after all people were restless for something else, what had to become the highlight of the trip.
  • Note: The details of this part cannot be revealed here so as to respect our Non Disclosure Agreement which has been created with a fundamental respect for every trip members' right to privacy. No disclosure about Laila, Lisa or any other bhabhi would be made a part of this blog.
Dec 22nd - Last night everyone had slept pretty late, so we left a little late for the Magic City, Miami. A four hour drive and we were there.

[Before moving further a tip for all the readers - while driving in Miami, don't make a mistake to follow traffic rules. The one who drives the most reckless survives, follow the rules and you'll end up with some mishap.]

The water was not too cold, and a refreshing dip got rid of all the tiredness. The sea waves, the beach sand, the palm trees, the view of awesome Miami skyline, and the presence of so many tourists in this festival season, I am simply out of words for the whole experience.
The dinner that night sparked a new concept of defining people when we encountered a "Bhai Bandi" at Denny's.
At night, we stayed in Homestead, right besides the Everglade national park, and discussed all our escapades we'd had till then.

Dec 23rd - We woke up pretty early in the morning, and left for KeyWest, the best drive I've ever had in my life. The blue green water of Atlantic Ocean on both our sides was simply spectacular sight, it was like a 100 mile road in the middle of the sea connecting 43 Florida keys. And not forgetting to mention the sandwich made of Dolphin meat I had as my lunch. (Yea yea, now please don't tell me how cruel of me and stuff, I was feeling guilty swallowing every bite but somehow I made that decision to have that experience.)

We visited the southern most tip of continental US, rather we visited southernmost hotel, southernmost house, southernmost motel, southernmost christmas tree, southernmost yellow coloured house, southernmost desi, this word southernmost seems to be in fashion in that area.

Then, we parted into two groups. Me and Goru went on a kind of mini-cruise, where we went off 7 miles from the coast, where we had an amazing experience of Snorkeling. They provided us with an apparatus which sealed our eyes and nose and breathing was through a pipe which went from our mouth to just above the surface of water.
I must admit it was a little scary in the beginning, there were thoughts in my mind, Dude!!! what am I doing completely immersed in water seven miles away from land in Atlantic Ocean!!! Shouldn't I be calling for help!!! But soon, it was like live discovery channel, jelly fishes passing by me and I was making unsuccessful attempts to catch them, and the huge coral reef beneath me seemed like a magnificent work of mother nature.
I made it alive to boat, and as they were served us champagne, I found myself lost in a glorious sunset. After leaving the board, we shared our underwater experiences with our friends who had chosen to go in a glass bottom boat so that they can see the reef from the boat itself without actually entering water. We bought some souvenirs, had our dinner at a Thai place, and then decided to head back. By midnight, we were back to Homestead. We were not hungry but we still wanted to???, so we went to Denny's, where we met a "Bhabhi Bandi" this time. :)

Dec 24th - A tiring day - Snorkeling, other activities at KeyWest and I had already driven for like eight hours that day. It was all on me if I wish to continue all the way back to Orlando or we stay at HomeStead since I was the lone driver among the four. There was no particular advantage in continuing, since we knew it would waste the next day anyways, if we reach by 5 in the morning. But I still decided to continue just to test my endurance, how long can I continuously drive. Also, I preferred to drive on a trafficless night road.
The experiment was successful, I exceeded my own expectations, we reached home and of course I had every reason in the world to feel dead tired. But I still didn't sleep for long, wanted to have a chat with Dikshit and Gupta as it was our last day, so woke up early and had breakfast with them. The lunch was at a Desi place called Aashirvaad, whose Malai Kofta deserves a special mention. 20 mile one-way trip for food was worth it.
We had quite an adventure while returning the car to Avis guys, I was totally unimpressed with the customer service they offered me and their whole unprofessional way to handle the situation. They finally had to waive all the extra charges imposed, rather I took them even below what I should have paid, but they wasted more than a couple of hours of mine. Anyways, let bygones by bygones. I was pretty interested in going to Universal CityWalk but everyone just chose to relax, so we just stayed at home and watched Sholay. :)

Q: LailaTumhaara naam kya hai?
Ans: Laila.
[No no, please don't correct it to Basanti, it is Laila :P]


Photos added: http://www2.snapfish.com/thumbnailshare/AlbumID=149299479

Sunday, December 17, 2006

Camping at your own place

I had never expected one storm can blow the whole Puget Sound Power supplies for several days. In India, at my place, we used to have power cuts, which at times even used to be 10-12 hours everyday. The conditions used to be bad but no power for 3 consecutive days, I don't think I ever witnessed that.
And in India, we were never so dependent on electricity.
Here we could not cook food (stoves are not electric back in India), the internet stopped working (who cares about that back there :P), even cellphone networks went down (since no commercial organization here think of backup generators/inverters) , no traffic signals (now what's that in Indian context? :P), even gas-stations stop operating, and of course, there you never depend upon the heating systems that much. (although Delhi gets pretty much as cold as Seattle does)

Anyways, the whole incident was more of fun than trouble to me. Gathering food supplies which neither require cooking nor refrigeration, getting wood to burn in fireplace, sleeping in a sleeping bag in your own house, using flashlights, and even checking out hotels in case it becomes the last resort, doesn't it sound like a camping trip. I must say I thoroughly enjoyed this "paid Friday vacation". And then, I was one of those fortunate people in whose houses power restored the very next day but I know some of my friends who are still in dark after 3 days of cold and darkness. Unlike me it wasn't (or maybe I should say it isn't) fun for everyone, but hopefully everything should be fine by tomorrow and Pacific NorthWest would be alive once again :)

Tuesday, October 24, 2006

Common cold

I have always hated it, more than anything. Could not trouble me for past 2 years but now it is back. And it has been for the first time there is no one around to care, gone are the days of those mama's remedies to cold. No I am not talking about pepper and honey, hot milk, ginger tea, besan halwa and stuff, I am talking about that kind touch, a gentle pat, and all cold and cough used to disappear away like magic. All that has been replaced by cafetaria's Chicken soup, which used to be absent otherwise.

Song:
Ye daulat bhi le lo, ye shohrat bhi le lo, bhale chheen lo mujhse meri kahaani,
Magar mujhe ko lauta do bachpan ka saavan, wo kaagaz ki kashti wo baarish ka paani

State: Not too good